Lighthearted Articles About Classical Antiquity

Tbh, the part many of us will miss most about Eidolon. How ~hilarious~ the copy writer/assistant editor is! Wow, that social media presence…so funny! Those short articles…WHIMSICALLY WITTY. Let’s offer her a job on the spot. Pls.

Sure you might be able to read Homer in the original Greek, but can you answer these who-said-its?

Play with our name generators!

Parodies of classical figures

Fun with classical myth!

There’s a lot of pressure to drink in these socially-distant times, which we think is v. bad and irresponsible of society. That said, if you’re partaking, why not drink a myth-themed cocktail?

And while you’re drinking, why not play a drinking game?

Don’t smoke though, kids:

Never mind— you say you want to be wholesome and make Classics things? You do you!

You can’t get a tattoo right now but you’re dreaming of getting a tattoo as soon as you can

This list is immature and juvenile and you only want to read serious classics things and learn wisdom from the ancients

None of these are for me. Give me random articles!